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The Baroness
The Baroness
You are in the presence of royalty! BEHOLD The Baroness.
The Baroness allows her subjects to express their fealty via scritches, smooches, and caresses of her perfectly jowly face. She does a delightful version of "shake" that involves proffering her paw ever so gently. Truly like a royal addressing a devoted subject. Her love language is touch and she treats every day like Valentine's Day.
The Baroness's perfect day would involve cuddling on the couch and marathoning all eight Harry Potter movies, getting up only to refresh the popcorn. Sure, she'll happy take you for a walk through her neighborhood kingdom, but she also won't protest a lazy Sunday.
If you're in search of a monarch to rule your household (from a comfortable position on the couch), request an audience with The Baroness!