Rambo

Background music for this bio is a low volumed New York, New York by Frank Sinatra.

Rambo has exactly one mission in life and it's to live good. Good naps, good snacks, and extremely good spurts of gentle zoomies when the mood strikes. Just picture him driving a well-kept Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme to the 4:30 early bird dinner special for the finest steak and potatoes in town.

You won't catch Rambo dancing at the front door or grabbing his own leash for walkies. He says they're a young buck's game, thank you very much, and he prefers a short amble about the garden followed by a long snooze in the sunshine. He's got some old man aches and pains, and so prefers not traipse up and down stairs if he can help it, but he'll regale you with stories of younger days when he was the fastest track runner this side of the Mississippi. Coulda gone pro!

If you're the kind of person who prefers puzzles and bubble baths to camping and white water rafting, Rambo would like to make your acquaintance!